I found these back issues of ASTRONOTE Vol. 5
Wait a minute boys & gurls! Is Miss Solar System hinting at a big reveal at BitSummit next week?!?
“… confirmed rumors that employees are working to construct a potentially environmentally damaging facility. Native species have dwindled in number following investment from companies controlled by the ruthless RoboExec. Claims that the silence echoing from environmental group leaders has been paid for with soup are being denied. Further investigation blocked …”
“… pull up a can and cheers! Pay is minimal and conditions are brutal, but all the soup you can eat! Make new friends in the off-world facility of your dreams. Soup production is up over 600% and new exploration teams venture out every day! Positions currently hiring include: construction, manufacturing, transport, security …”
“… this coming Solar Day. Just a short warp across the galaxy, z-4 is the hot new spot to take a trip. We strongly recommend no exiting your vehicles on the tour. Many of the creatures are unusually aggressive. No indigenous colonies are present as any permanent structures would require considerable defenses …”